Nursery rhyme

Nursery rhyme for coming  Singapore GE

Ding dong bell
The people are in the well
Who pushed them in?
Former army men in green

But why are they wearing white?

Because they don't know how to fight

They don't even know
how to train

Making NS men die in vain

But do they know how to rule?

When all dey say is "Yes Sir, Yes Sir 3 bags full"

Making us look like bloody fools.

So what can u do u poor frogs in the well?

The water is boiling hot like hell.

Wages stagnant inflation High

Inequality rises to the sky

CPF is stuck there till u you die

Retirement is but a pie the sky

If you don't Unite you're going to die

You must stand on each other's back

Join your hands and make a pact

Vote any party but the PAP

Listen to the men in blue

Harken to The People's voice

Progress the Party You have a choice

And if Cheng Bock comes knocking on your door...

With Soon Juan, Lim Tean
Ah Yang
or Ah Mao

Bid them welcome And don't be cowed.

Have a chat
n give them a  pat

You must be brave to bell the Cat

Or else they will get too fat

And fat cats as you know catch no rats.

You will end up without a flat.

The End